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The Case for Sara Jean Underwood As Hottest Playmate of the Year Ever
I don't like when I get angry letters. I go through the various stages of angry email receipt. Denial, anger, drinking, sadness, and more drinking. I am human. If you prick me, do I not bleed? So when...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Fear Factor’s Donkey Show Stunt
Thanks to Danish television, the donkey jizz-guzzling stunt on Fear Factor that was too sucio for American eyes has made its way onto the Internet for everyone to see. If you choose to watch this mess,...
View ArticleSara Jean Underwood’s Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day
Sara Jean Underwood is fantastic….Not because she’s banged Ryan Seacrest. Not because she’s pretended to be into guy stuff like drinking beer, sports and videogames…..Not because she’s made the move...
View ArticleHot Slut Of The Day!
The Glorious Gloria Parker! How have I not seen this talented version before? While watching the fourth hour of Today presented by Gallo Wines yesterday, the contact drunk I get from Kathie Lee Gifford...
View ArticleOpen Post & Programming Note: Co-Hosted By Josh Hopkins & James Marsden
Because getting two teeth pulled out of my skull a few days ago wasn't enough, I'm going in for more dental work in a quick minute. My dentist says this work is going to take a long ass while, because...
View ArticleRodney King Has Passed Away
Rodney King was found dead in the backyard of his home in Rialto, CA early this morning. For those of you young hos who are like, "Who's Rodney King?" Please tell your 7th grade history teacher to give...
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Why Do We Want Keeley Hazell Back So Badly? Here’s Four Topless Reasons
My piloxing instructor and drinking buddy (more the latter really, well, almost entirely the latter) Felipe Fistimuff was asking me why we made such a big deal last week about the return of Keeley...
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Deena Cortese Bikini Butt-Crack; It’s More than Whack
As you know, finding something redeemable in the craptastic MTV reality show Jersey Shore is like romping through the sewage treatment plant in hopes of finding your girlfriend's earring you...
View ArticleOne Direction isn’t old enough for Las Vegas
If you don’t know who One Direction is … well, join the club. I think they’re like a British version of Justin Bieber, only there are five of them, which means there’s five times the opportunity for...
View ArticleWoe Is Johnny Depp
Lainey at Lainey Gossip read and covered UsWeekly's cover story about the tragic demise of VaJohnny, and you'll believe all of it if you believe that Vanessa Paradis nagged at Johnny Depp so much that...
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Alec Baldwin Marries, But Most of the World Was Checking Out His Daughter,...
You really can't get much more Irish than naming your daughter Ireland and then taking her out drinking while you get snookered the night before your wedding. So, a mightly Erin go Bragh to Alec...
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Alright, Who Ordered the Charlotte Church Cleavage?
I remember back to a simple, kinder, leaner time, when young operatic singing sensation Charlotte Church wore a bikini proudly in the burgeoning days of Egotastic! Well, that was a few thousand...
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Lady Gaga Flashes Her Bare Ta-Ta’s at Mr. Chow’s for the Dinner Show
I'll say this about Lady Gaga, with the right sized oversized sunglasses on and maybe a hat and some dark lighting and the right camera angles and maybe after a few legs of the beer goggle drinking...
View ArticleJulianne Hough’s Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day
Everytime I see Julianne Hough I see a failed stripper….sure, everytime I see any girl fully clothed, with a career or dreams and ambition, I see a failed stripper….but I especially see it when the...
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Pamela Anderson Takes Her Hard Partying on the Road to St. Tropez
How is it when I visit France I get the long form customs treatment, body cavity, full search, natch, but Pamela Anderson gets to wake up hungover and jet over to St. Tropez without so much as a minor...
View ArticlePaging Dr. Drew! Paging Candy Finnigan!
Who hasn't passed out on a patch of grass in the park after downing a bottle of vodka? We all have and the trust fund hipsters in my neighborhood have practically made a career out of doing just that....
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Can You Run the 4-Beer 5-Minute Mile? (VIDEO)
The closest thing I've come to a marathon is that time I watched the entire Saw franchise from beginning to end last Halloween. And let me tell you, it was quite the workout. Maybe what's always been...
View ArticleThe Crap We Missed – Friday 8.24.12
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we add to what we learned yesterday, which is Tyra Banks will stop at nothing to scar this man for life. We’ve also got an obvious drinking problem Kelly...
View ArticleAlessandra Ambrosio in Some Strategic Topless Photoshoot of the Day
This Alessandra Ambrosio shoot is fucking boring….but I am posting it cuz she’s topless but more importantly cuz I have nothing else to do…. Sure this is barely fucking topless, and even calling it...
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Ashley Emma Topless Pictures Can Not Be Denied (Their Hotness)
Well, what do we have here, a beautiful blonde Ashley Emma, British babe extraordinaire that can not be denied a viewing by the fair minded people of Egotastic!, and promoted heartily by one mead...
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